Jokes Of The Day
If I mistakenly get my landlord daughter pregnant during this Lockdown, Ahswear I will never forgive 🇳🇬 Government 😫😫
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I feel sorry for women married to teachers😌😌😌 instead of finding money in their husband's pockets while washing their clothes,,,,,, they find chalks and list of noise makers😅
Na joke o, no come after my head o🏃🏽♂🏃🏽♂
You dated your group member and broke up with him or her, now you are dating another in the same group and you said u av moved on...My brother/sister what you are doing is called "Inter house sports" you didnt move on rather u av moved from red house to blue house🤣🤣🚴🚴🚴🚴🚴🚴🚴🚴🙄🙄🙄🙄😁*
4. If The president of your country visits you in your home, what drink will you offer him???*🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
WHAT I HAD OBSERVED DURING THIS
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A drunkard falls from the 1st floor of a story building. A nearby crowd rushes to help him. Crowd: What happened Drunkard: I don't know ooo. I also just arrived.
*Question for the guys* 😅
If you visit your fiancee’s parents and her dad tells you to clean his car, will you do it with joy??*
1) Take time and study your partner during COURTSHIP because "Lead us not into TEMPTATION" is better than "Deliver us from all EVIL"🤣
2) You are only 16 years, but your relationship status is "complicated". What happened my daughter? Did he steal your crayons?🤔
3) Gone are the days when people showed off with "I just came back from UK".
Brag now and get Quarantined!!🤣
4) Times like this, kindly avoid overcrowded places, especially your Boyfriend’s heart🙄🙄
5) Dating two short girls is not cheating because half + half is equal to one.
I no well ooh!!!
6) When you don't have money, any little challenge life throws at you, will automatically look like a demonic attack to you. 😂
7) We are fighting corona and you ARE telling me to send you 5k....😳
This girl don't care about our country or what?🙄
8) International breastfeeding week starts tomorrow
*"I just can't wait...."*
Haters will say it for babies......
9) A wife asks her husband if he is planning to do anything for their wedding anniversary.
The husband looks at her and says, “Where we are from, we don’t celebrate mistakes. “🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
10) Have you ever noticed that cleaners in hospitals behaves like they're also nurses 🤔🤔🤔
11) Why is it that d noisy slay queens never get pregnant carelessly but it’s always the quiet church gals?🤷♂🤷♂🤷♂
12) Some couples are chasing money together, You and your girlfriend are there arguing on who should text first....
Keep on fooling
13) You may be posting just for fun but someone out there is looking at your posts like "I can't date or marry this type of person"
14) Scientists just found out that from Nigeria to Hell fire is just 50 naira
15) A real man will help you without asking for sex but that doesn't mean you shouldn't know what to do
16) People that turn old stew to Jollof rice🙂 can never forget the past
17) I will never pray on English again😏
I ended up saying "Lord you are dangerous"
18) Once your girlfriend enters Uni, She becomes girlfriend of the people by the people and for the people
🙆♂😂🤣
19) Hello to Ladies with real eyebrows..
The rest of you I'm still drawing your HELLO🙄
20) Please I'm looking for someone that will fan me from 9pm to 6am, the salary will be attractive
Stay at home you won't listen. My neighbor left her house and went out and now her pot of soup is missing. The worst part is that the soup is not even sweet.. mtcheeew🙄🙄
*Federal government should just declare 2020 public holiday, am tired of this pick 2, pick 2 another 2, general market and hold on*
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
😀
I feel sorry for women married to teachers😌😌😌 instead of finding money in their husband's pockets while washing their clothes,,,,,, they find chalks and list of noise makers😅
Na joke o, no come after my head o🏃🏽♂🏃🏽♂
You dated your group member and broke up with him or her, now you are dating another in the same group and you said u av moved on...My brother/sister what you are doing is called "Inter house sports" you didnt move on rather u av moved from red house to blue house🤣🤣🚴🚴🚴🚴🚴🚴🚴🚴🙄🙄🙄🙄😁*
4. If The president of your country visits you in your home, what drink will you offer him???*🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
WHAT I HAD OBSERVED DURING THIS
😄😄😄
A drunkard falls from the 1st floor of a story building. A nearby crowd rushes to help him. Crowd: What happened Drunkard: I don't know ooo. I also just arrived.
*Question for the guys* 😅
If you visit your fiancee’s parents and her dad tells you to clean his car, will you do it with joy??*
1) Take time and study your partner during COURTSHIP because "Lead us not into TEMPTATION" is better than "Deliver us from all EVIL"🤣
2) You are only 16 years, but your relationship status is "complicated". What happened my daughter? Did he steal your crayons?🤔
3) Gone are the days when people showed off with "I just came back from UK".
Brag now and get Quarantined!!🤣
4) Times like this, kindly avoid overcrowded places, especially your Boyfriend’s heart🙄🙄
5) Dating two short girls is not cheating because half + half is equal to one.
I no well ooh!!!
6) When you don't have money, any little challenge life throws at you, will automatically look like a demonic attack to you. 😂
7) We are fighting corona and you ARE telling me to send you 5k....😳
This girl don't care about our country or what?🙄
8) International breastfeeding week starts tomorrow
*"I just can't wait...."*
Haters will say it for babies......
9) A wife asks her husband if he is planning to do anything for their wedding anniversary.
The husband looks at her and says, “Where we are from, we don’t celebrate mistakes. “🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
10) Have you ever noticed that cleaners in hospitals behaves like they're also nurses 🤔🤔🤔
11) Why is it that d noisy slay queens never get pregnant carelessly but it’s always the quiet church gals?🤷♂🤷♂🤷♂
12) Some couples are chasing money together, You and your girlfriend are there arguing on who should text first....
Keep on fooling
13) You may be posting just for fun but someone out there is looking at your posts like "I can't date or marry this type of person"
14) Scientists just found out that from Nigeria to Hell fire is just 50 naira
15) A real man will help you without asking for sex but that doesn't mean you shouldn't know what to do
16) People that turn old stew to Jollof rice🙂 can never forget the past
17) I will never pray on English again😏
I ended up saying "Lord you are dangerous"
18) Once your girlfriend enters Uni, She becomes girlfriend of the people by the people and for the people
🙆♂😂🤣
19) Hello to Ladies with real eyebrows..
The rest of you I'm still drawing your HELLO🙄
20) Please I'm looking for someone that will fan me from 9pm to 6am, the salary will be attractive
Stay at home you won't listen. My neighbor left her house and went out and now her pot of soup is missing. The worst part is that the soup is not even sweet.. mtcheeew🙄🙄
*Federal government should just declare 2020 public holiday, am tired of this pick 2, pick 2 another 2, general market and hold on*
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
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